If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to work with a Tech Lead whose ego is bigger than the Kafka cluster he manages, look no further than Dorian Voravong.

Rumor has it, Dorian didn’t apply to Jellyfish—Jellyfish applied to him. His LinkedIn profile doesn’t have a “Connect” button, it has a “Bow Before Me” option. He once fixed a bug so fast, GitHub created a statue in his honor... in the cloud.

He's mastered Django, Spark, and possibly telekinesis, and while some use Slack to communicate, Dorian prefers to deliver updates via carrier pigeon wrapped in philosophical quotes.

And let’s not forget his signature style: entering meetings with "I just had a thought", which everyone knows translates to "Brace yourselves, peasants, the oracle speaks."

Still, we all agree on one thing: without Dorian, life would be quieter, the standups shorter, and the Kafka logs... less poetic.